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Our box is empty....the engineers are going into chocolate withdrawal....can someone fix it up sometime please? Actually, it's DESPERATE!"," 
Our box is empty and you know what we want. Chocolate, Chocolate and more Chocolate.",
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We have managed to devour all the snacks in our stack at a breakneck speed.",
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The guys are getting worried cause our choccy supply is low. Please send more supplies before we have a walk-out !!",
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Our chocolate cupboard is Bare- please help us out.",
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We are completely dry and have been for some time now. Can we please get a top up? We could really use some yummies around here.",
" We have a crisis...We have no Chocolate left at all. Can our man pop in to top us up.",
" We've run out of chocolates- we need help- we're going down.",
" We are again chocolate-less-please can you organise a refill for the hungry hords !!!!",
" The girls here need a chocolate fix for the week were having so far",
" The girls have run out of chocolates and were not happy",
" The chocaholics are being Ferrel. Come quick.",
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We really love our chocolate hit here ",
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The guys here have made short work of your box of goodies, could you please organize a re-fill fairly quickly??",
" We are desperate. We are nearly out of chocolate supplies. Please send Danny with reinforcements!",
" I was in a bakery, out of my normal shopping area and saw one of your boxes!! Joy, Joy! I now have your contact details so could you please supply us with one of your boxes with the bite size choc's in them? ",
" Please tell Danny to hurry up with the chocolates! We are desperate.",
" The boss has said that my most important job to finish today, is to get the chocolate box refilled. ",
" Just letting you know that our Stacks of Snacks box, has but one lone Crunchie in it. It is craving for some friends. If we could get that filled that would be great. ",
" Good Morning Stack of Snacks HQ,This is XXX here with some urgent need of assistance.",
" Once again our holy stack of snacks has almost crumbled to the state of ground zero. Hence my urgent need of your fine work to help keep our office staff healthy and encouraging us to get fit with your never ending stack of sugary goodness. ",
" Once again the time has come when we are no longer graced with the satisfaction of seeing the wonderful sight of stacked snacks.",
" Please help us help you, by stacking our snacks.",
" At the risk of sounding very piggy... our chocolate box is nearly empty and all of our favourites are GONE.",
" While our figures are benefiting from the empty snack box, our moods are turning ugly. Chocolate required urgently!!",
" We have a regular SOS box at our office which is not sufficient to meet our hungry staff's needs. Could I please request a refill ASAP and an additional box as a regular thing.",
" The Mint Pattie Committee would like to request a lovely helping of MP's to be included in the box like last time.",
" We have run out of your 'Stacks of Snacks', and my co-workers are giving me mean and hungry looks.",
" Your help is required urgently. At the time of this message, only one fun size packet of m & m's was in our Stacks of Snacks container. ",
" Our workplace health & safety officer feels that if the Stacks of Snacks container is left empty for too long, the staff may become distressed and further traumatised by this unfortunate event.",
" Any assistance you could offer in filling our box would be greatly appreciated. Bounty's and Twirls seemed to be the best solutions available.",
" P.S Have been told by another staff member that chocolate is that important, we need the refill urgently.",
" Once again supplies for our two boxes are dwindling dangerously low.",
" Staff have been seen with morose faces as they pass by the close to barren boxes.",
" Some are even settling for the Tim Tams at the bottom of the box!! I ask for urgent assistance in this matter.",
" Could you please supply more 'treats' for the hungry hoardes here on the13th Floor.",
" If you would be so kind as to provide us with a refill at your earliest convenience we shall be able to continue with our work in an efficient and productive manner.",
" We will be much nicer to one another if we have our chocolate fix.",
" Most of the staff are threatening a boycott of work unless we fill up the box with Crunchies immediately. Can you help us?",
" Our snack box is empty and has to be filled up before XXX comes back to work on Thursday. This was the only task that she left me to do while she was away for a week, so I really must have it filled up.",
" We emptied the box with a week of arrival. We are keen for a refill. We will do our best to devour the new supplies in lighting speed once more!",
" Please send new stock soon...life just hasn't been the same without our SOS.",
" There will be a riot at XXXX unless the chocolate box is re-stocked!",
" Is it possible for someone to come in to fill up our snack box?(especially with violet crumbles, as we've had to have some mediation between staff who are partial to a VC).",
" We are fast approaching the end of treats in our TWO SOS boxes!!! As previously advised things can get VERY ugly when the supply runs dry. ",
" This is Sergeant Bob XXXX from XXX Police Station here. There are only four chocolates left in the box. There are five of us here and we all have GUNS!!! Please come quickly.",
" At the risk of sounding very piggy... our chocolate box is nearly empty and all of our favourites are GONE. ",
" While our figures are benefiting from the empty chocolate box, our moods are turning ugly. Chocolate required urgently!!",
" This is emergency, there are NO chocolates left in the box at all. It is empty. How quickly can you come out?",
" We've run out of mints and I don't think Nicole is taking it terribly well..",
" The Chocolate is running out and I've got people here who are getting restless, and were finding Chocolate is a solution to all our problems. ",
" We're quite desperate for Chocolate.",
" Need a refill on our Chocolates before all the nurses go mad.",
" Could we please have a visit from the lolly fairy."
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var message_ran=message+"Our box is empty....the engineers are going into chocolate withdrawal....can someone fix it up sometime please? Actually, it's DESPERATE! Our box is empty and you know what we want. Chocolate, Chocolate and more Chocolate. We have managed to devour all the snacks in our stack at a breakneck speed. The guys are getting worried cause our choccy supply is low. Please send more supplies before we have a walk-out !! Our chocolate cupboard is Bare- please help us out. We are completely dry and have been for some time now. Can we please get a top up? We could really use some yummies around here. We have a crisis...We have no Chocolate left at all. Can our man pop in to top us up. We've run out of chocolates- we need help- we're going down. We are again chocolate-less-please can you organise a refill for the hungry hords !!!! The girls here need a chocolate fix for the week were having so far. The girls have run out of chocolates and were not happy The chocaholics are being Ferrel. Come quick. We really love our chocolate hit here The guys here have made short work of your box of goodies, could you please organize a re-fill fairly quickly?? We are desperate. We are nearly out of chocolate supplies. Please send Danny with reinforcements! We've run out of mints and I don't think Nicole is taking it terribly well.. The Chocolate is running out and I've got people here who are getting restless, and were finding Chocolate is a solution to all our problems. We're quite desperate for Chocolate. Need a refill on our Chocolates before all the nurses go mad. Could we please have a visit from the lolly fairy.Nigel, you are needed! Box is empty, things are desperate here. I was in a bakery, out of my normal shopping area and saw one of your boxes!! Joy, Joy! I now have your contact details so could you please supply us with one of your boxes with the bite size choc's in them? Please tell Danny to hurry up with the chocolates! We are desperate. The boss has said that my most important job to finish today, is to get the chocolate box refilled. Just letting you know that our Stacks of Snacks box, has but one lone Crunchie in it. It is craving for some friends. If we could get that filled that would be great. Good Morning Stack of Snacks HQ,This is XXX here with some urgent need of assistance. Once again our holy stack of snacks has almost crumbled to the state of ground zero. Hence my urgent need of your fine work to help keep our office staff healthy and encouraging us to get fit with your never ending stack of sugary goodness. Once again the time has come when we are no longer graced with the satisfaction of seeing the wonderful sight of stacked snacks. Please help us help you, by stacking our snacks. At the risk of sounding very piggy... our chocolate box is nearly empty and all of our favourites are GONE. While our figures are benefiting from the empty snack box, our moods are turning ugly. Chocolate required urgently!! We have a regular SOS box at our office which is not sufficient to meet our hungry staff's needs. Could I please request a refill ASAP and an additional box as a regular thing. Could we also request a higher than usual proportion of Mint Patties be placed in the boxes, as we have staff with an addiction/ fetish for these items. The Mint Pattie Committee would like to request a lovely helping of MP's to be included in the box like last time. We have run out of your 'Stacks of Snacks', and my co-workers are giving me mean and hungry looks. Your help is required urgently. At the time of this message, only one fun size packet of m & m's was in our Stacks of Snacks container. Our workplace health & safety officer feels that if the Stacks of Snacks container is left empty for too long, the staff may become distressed and further traumatised by this unfortunate event. Any assistance you could offer in filling our box would be greatly appreciated. Bounty's and Twirls seemed to be the best solutions available. P.S Have been told by another staff member that chocolate is that important, we need the refill urgently. Once again supplies for our two boxes are dwindling dangerously low. Staff have been seen with morose faces as they pass by the close to barren boxes. Some are even settling for the Tim Tams at the bottom of the box!! I ask for urgent assistance in this matter. Could you please supply more 'treats' for the hungry hoardes here on the13th Floor. If you would be so kind as to provide us with a refill at your earliest convenience we shall be able to continue with our work in an efficient and productive manner. We will be much nicer to one another if we have our chocolate fix. Most of the staff are threatening a boycott of work unless we fill up the box with Crunchies immediately. Can you help us? Our snack box is empty and has to be filled up before XXX comes back to work on Thursday. This was the only task that she left me to do while she was away for a week, so I really must have it filled up. We emptied the box with a week of arrival. We are keen for a refill. We will do our best to devour the new supplies in lighting speed once more! Please send new stock soon...life just hasn't been the same without our SOS. There will be a riot at XXXX unless the chocolate box is re-stocked! Is it possible for someone to come in to fill up our snack box?(especially with violet crumbles, as we've had to have some mediation between staff who are partial to a VC). We are fast approaching the end of treats in our TWO SOS boxes!!! As previously advised things can get VERY ugly when the supply runs dry. This is Sergeant Bob XXXX from XXX Police Station here. There are only four chocolates left in the box. There are five of us here and we all have GUNS!!! Please come quickly. At the risk of sounding very piggy... our chocolate box is nearly empty and all of our favourites are GONE. While our figures are benefiting from the empty chocolate box, our moods are turning ugly. Chocolate required urgently!! This is emergency, there are NO chocolates left in the box at all. It is empty. How quickly can you come out? ";
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